ShagmoorLounge

March 29, 2006

So I'm a homeowner.

Allrighty then.

The Shadow knows 10:05 PM
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March 25, 2006

So all these lame fucks I know have been playing The Assassination Game and it's gotten totally out of control. I don't give a shit. I don't give a shit what they do to each other, or each other's cars, or each other's chicks, or any of that bullshit. I told them not to drag me into it, but they wouldn't listen.

So they brought that stupid TAG shit to my door and now I have to kick everyone's ass. I came out from signing loan docs and my front tires were missing. Nice. I called GB and he brought me some new ones and we put 'em on and went and took all four of their tires off. I got the guy who did it and then we went to go get the other dumbfuck and we watched that fucking idiot climb in the first idiot's bedroom window while we got all four of his tires, too. It was kind of hilarious.

We sat in the truck and hatched a plan to set those two motherfuckers up. They dragged me into this shit, so be it. Now I'll have to kick both their asses and be done with it.

I have a meeting in the graveyard at midnight.

See you there.

The Shadow knows 10:19 PM
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March 20, 2006

One of my wife's friends from school is a cutter. Normally I don't give a shit about how other people deal with their pain. She's in a mental ward now. Anyway, they're trying to say it was all the punk rock that fucked her up.

Bullshit.

Somebody fucked with her but good. Chicks don't get that crazy unless some sick fuck perved on 'em. I've seen this shit before. It's like they become some kind of fucking volcano and they have to let the shit out. If you're listening to nonstop old skool hardcore punk and you still can't stop cutting yourself, you're just fucked but good.

But of course they blame the punk.

Now if the girl had been cranking that fat ass Britney or one of those American Idol freaks then it would make sense to think that maybe somehow her listening habits and taste in what passes for music these days may have played a part in her psychosis. I'm not convinced of this alleged psychosis. I think she was probably so fucking desperate to get the fuck out of her house that a loony bin probably started looking pretty fucking good.

I took my wife to visit her but she wouldn't come out to see us.

The Shadow knows 11:21 PM
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March 15, 2006

All right everybody. Calm the fuck down. I've taken a lot of heat about the fucking tile in the house my wife wants. That fucking Carey chick bitched me out about it twice. I never knew she had it in her. The tile stays. Carey had some fucking freaks in to talk to me about tile. More than I ever needed to know. Batchelder fireplace my ass. I don't give a shit anymore. I just want this shit done.

My great idea is taking off. I told two of the guys I work with sometimes and now they've got ants in their pants to get in here. Fuck 'em. I'm not ready yet. This will be cool, though.

My wife has forgiven me for trying to sell her fireplace. I never knew some ugly ass old thing could be worth bank. Whatever. As long as she's happy.

I'm a busy boy. I like it like that.

The Shadow knows 7:00 PM
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March 10, 2006

I'm loving that Bush got his ass kicked on this whole ports deal. It makes me happy. Things are weird. All of a sudden there's commercials for alternative energy. What's up with that shit? I'll bet the Bushies of the world are riding the tide and switching their funds into alternative energy. That way, after we've completely destroyed the Middle East, we'll just pull out and no one will have any use for their resource and they'll go back to being the devastation they've pretty much always been.

In the meantime, my resources are growing. I just bought two new servers. I'm starting something kinda radical. I hope it flies. It's bold. It's ambitious. It's a little insane. I haven't completely worked out the time frame, but fuck it. I'm kicking the door down.

I love Husker Du. I love lasers, too.

The Shadow knows 1:35 PM
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March 03, 2006

Buying a house is a pain in the ass. You should've seen this inspection. Me and the guy went over the place and it's bought. The foundation needs shoring. The roof needs to be replaced. The electricity is still knob and tube. Copper plumbing? You fucking wish. My wife wants it, though. She wants to save it. I went over the numbers today with that Carey chick. It was kind of crazy. Hundreds of thousands of dollars and she doesn't even blink. She got estimates on all this shit and it's looking like $100,000. That's one hundred thousand dollars to get that piece of shit in shape. But we'll have two years to do it all. Plus what I'm buying it for and all the repairs still won't be as much as what I can sell it for so I can't really bitch. It's got a huge yard and a long driveway. I can do a lot with it. Anyway it's pointless to think twice. I'm in and I'm going all the way down.

I got to be a pallbearer the other day. It sucked.

The Shadow knows 8:03 PM
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