ShagmoorLounge

February 06, 2006

Fucking spent all day taking Miss Ennui to go see her stupid fucked up mother and then she didn't even go in. Chicks and their moms are all fucked. Except Little Miss Do and her hot mom. They're okay I think. Every other chick I know hate their moms. I don't give a shit. Can't stand mine myself. Kinda fucked though if you think about it. Which I don't.

Wasted a whole fucking day on that bullshit. She woke me up with the call and then I had to shit shower and shave. I got my ass over there and she wanted lunch before we did anything else. So we did that and then when I was paying the bill she fucking ditched me and ran into the shoe store. I told her that was bullshit but she wouldn't leave until she got these super hot heels. She kept walking back and forth in front of me checking herself out in the mirror. Finally I told the chick to wrap 'em up. I'll bill GB later.

Finally we got back in the truck and headed up to Beverly Hills to go see her dumb disfigured mom. We went to the hotel where the rich bitches recover from plastic surgery. She's in a special area. She might have to go to a burn ward. That's kind of rough. I really wanted to see her but we never did. When we got there this really mellow chick came out to talk to Miss Ennui. She took us into some office and started explaining what happened. Her mom had used some kind of cream on her face before the laser. She thought because it was all natural that it would be okay. So when the laser hit her face it reacted to the stuff and burned the shit out of her. The chick is the director of the recovery place. She told us all this shit and then she asked Miss Ennui if she had any questions. Nope. None at all. Miss Ennui just got up and walked out. The chick chased us down the hall and I shook her hand and all because she was hot and I don't like to be too rude to hot chicks.

We split out of there and I asked her if she wanted to go straight home or to hell. She said she wanted to go to hell. So I drove her to Venice and we had ice cream. I bought us coffees and parked in front of the house on Brooks. We sat there listening to Indie until she said she wanted to go home. That was around three so we sat in traffic.

It was a wonderful day. I'm so glad I went. I can't wait to go on another field trip with Miss Ennui. I fucking swear I'm invoicing GB for gas and food. And those fucking hooker heels.

The Shadow knows 10:35 PM
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