ShagmoorLounge

February 14, 2006

Fuckin' A.

It's heartbreak holiday time. Valentine's Day is such a load of crap. I woke up this morning and found out we'd lost power all over the LBC. Fire in the power station. Everything was all nice and fucked up. I saw two accidents. There was a beautiful one where a junk truck blew straight through the intersection and t-boned a mini cooper. I couldn't decide if I should wait for the cops or bug out. I decided to bug. There were enough gawkers at that one. Then right before I got to my wife's building there was a huge four car and two rig. That one sucked. There were kids involved and shit. I had to stay for that one. It was all the jackass in the Jetta's fault. It was all on that fucktard. He swerved around the rig on the left. Dumb ass motherfucker.

So I haven't even seen my wife all day. This is our first VDay as a married couple. Is that special? I don't know. I just miss her. We haven't really had a minute alone lately. I'm always working. Always working. I can't stop taking gigs. I gotta get the job done. Now I'm at GB's waiting for him to finish his thing and then we'll head back downtown to pick up the chicks. We're taking them out to Lasher's. It should be cool. I had to cancel Little Miss Do because that motherfucking dickhead Mr. Steve dropped her like a hot potato. His wife hit town and suddenly he's happily married again. Fucking dick. I should kick his ass. I'm not 100% sure I can. Maybe if I was aggro enough and he was drunk and careless. He's pretty badass, I'll admit. I am too, but I'm not sure. Maybe we should go for it just to find out.

I wasn't sure about Little Miss Do and Mr. Steve. He seemed like he was on good behavior, but maybe it was just his Ted Bundy thing. No chick ever got in a car with old Teddy Boy because he looked like what he was. They all thought they knew what they were looking at. Surprise. Not saying Mr. Steve is the same as Teddy, but hey. He should get his ass kicked. It was a dickless thing to do. I called him on it, but he just said you gotta be cruel to be kind. He said he knew she was too good and too young for him and that sooner or later he would do something dickless and destroy her and he wanted to nip it in the bud. Nice.

She's home for the holiday all alone. Fuck it. Not my problem. As long as she's safe.

Happy fucking Valentine's Day motherfuckers. It's all bullshit but I'm participating anyway.

The Shadow knows 5:16 PM
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