ShagmoorLounge

November 23, 2005

Muthafukkah! Man have I been a busy boy. I sold my monster. Can you believe that shit? I met this total kook. He's trying to be a hippie but really he's just a prep gone phishing. Dude listens to nothing but Phish and String Cheese Incident all fucking day. He just got back from Amsterdam and he's going to India after Christmas. He's just another fucking trust fundie. Ha! He's a trustafarian. He's trying to dread his hair and shit. What a fucking kook. He came by with Bardo to look at the monster and he got so excited about it I fucking sold it to him for $2500. Now I'll have some bank to start his new body.

I've been helping get this fucking party together for my wife. She's been sewing her head off with The Yugo and everyone's all freaking out. I don't know what the fuck they'll do with the zombie that's living with my doc. I don't know where Caitlin is. There's a zombie in her body now. She moves like a fembot.

Guess who's getting married? You guessed it. My fucking bitch in law and Douglas the dick. See? You should have bet when you had the chance. My wife went to see a lawyer GB's lawyer turned her on to. This chick says she can help her get her money away from Dougie and the monster in law. She said she'd do it pro bono but she might have to charge us for filing paperwork and shit like that. She's also going to apply to CalArts, Otis, Parsons, and some other fucking place in New York I never heard of. I want whatever she wants I guess.

If she goes will I follow?

The Shadow knows 1:46 AM
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