ShagmoorLounge

November 13, 2005

Happy Sunday motherfuckers. Here we have for your viewing pleasure the big secret silk screen project. Do you like it? I burned the edges and smeared the acrylics today. I'm digging it. I need to let it dry before I can start the next stage.

So let's start working on my monster. Need more monster parts. I got his head working real good. His growler sounds fierce. I'm giving up on his body. I'm starting all over again. I'll have to reconstruct him out of aluminum. That's a lot of Coke cans.

Tomorrow I'm taking Little Eliza to Santa's Village. She's doing some fucking thing where she interviews Santa Claus about the meaning of Christmas or some bullshit like that. She's a nutcase. Maybe I should try to find Rudolph the Red Nose for her, too.

My fucking bitch in law says she's suing us for damage to her home. I hope so. Let's get into court and make some official statements, folks. Let's trigger an audit on all that fucking money. Oh, yes! Let's! I ain't afraid of that stupid lush. My wife just rolled her eyes.

Money. It's good and evil, glue and scissors, life and death, heaven and hell, kisses and blows, love and hate, all rolled into one.

The Shadow knows 10:11 PM
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