ShagmoorLounge

October 01, 2005

We're back. Did you miss me? Sure you did. I went to New York and Pennsylvanis with Goth Boy. We dropped by DC for a day. We met up with his mom in New York. What a crazy fucking bitch. She's kind of like my mother-in-law. Except my mother-in-law is a very pretty day old cupcake. GB's mom is like a mannequin in a store. She's very beautiful, very stiff, and completely hollow. She's like a store mannequin that's been possessed by a she-demon. Yup, I think I got it. That's what she is. We bought her lunch at the Russian Tea Room. I half expected to get some shit when we walked in there because everyone's so fucking proper. But we were in New York and they probably thought we were rockers or some lame shit like that. When we all walked in together they started being really schmoozy and shit. It was totally fucking lame. All GB's mom ever eats is soup. She drinks vodka martinis and drinks soups. I bet she hasn't taken a real shit in years.

We picked up a fucking shitload of vinyl. There was a street peddler who got pegged and we threw him $200 as the cops were busting him and he just started yelling at us to take it all. We walked away with three boxes each. GB hooked a cab and we loaded in. We left what we didn't want in the hotel. There was only about 20 pieces we didn't want. There was a real ancient SOA and some random shit like Angry Samoans, Surf Punks, Butthole Surfers, The Cramps, and The Misfits, and some BritTrash like Style Council and GB got like every single Gang of Four put out. We got a ton of shit. We won't have to buy anyone a single Christmas present.

I got a bunch of fabric for my wife. I got her a purse and some bracelets and bag of this cool type of fabric that's from India. She'll make something really cool out of it. We went to some shops with this chick GB used to go out with, but it was fucking lame. So fucking obvious she wants to get with him again, but my man just let that wave pass. She's half Indian half stupid bitch. She's from London and she has this accent that she totally uses on people to make them think she's important or exotic or some shit. She's just a stupid bitch. She wanted me to get lost, but I stayed found. Fuck that dumb ass. She asked me if I knew Miss Ennui and I said, yeah what about it? She's all interested to know what kind of a chick "snared" GB. Snared? I don't know about that. I told her he was tired of her pussy and he wanted to ride a fresh horse. Can't stop a man from that. She didn't think that shit was funny. Then she got all helpful and wanted to help us shop for the chicks. I knew something was up, but GB is all sure, whatever.

When we were in the shops she's asking us would Miss Ennui like this? Should I try it on for you? It was so fucking lame. Then GB is like, yeah try that shit on. So she's putting on all this shit and prancing around modeling and fucking GB starts taking pics of all this. Then he's like hey take a pic with my friend, you're so hot, you make me hard. So she starts hanging all over me and I wanted to break his jaw. He's laughing and taking pictures of this whole thing. We didn't buy anything and then finally we ditched her. When we got back to the hotel he uploaded the pics and sent them to the guy she's engaged to. What a fucking whore. She's supposed to marry this professor at NYU and she's whoring around trying to spread her legs for GB. I hope that fucker sees her for the fucking lame ass whore she is and dumps her on her ass.

I'm so fucking sick of fucked up chicks. I'm sick of people like my stupid weak pathetic mom, letting my da beat the shit out of her and then covering up for him and taking him back all the fucking time. I'm sick of people like my mother-in-law who think they have nothing to live for and throw it right in their kid's faces. I'm sick of people like GB's mom, who are so fucking frozen they have to emotionally torture other people just so they can feel something. I'm sick of people who are stupid, weak, pathetic, manipulative, evil, and useless. I'm sick of all of you fucked up worthless shitbags. I'm sick of all these stupid motherfucking Girls Gone Wild whores who think it's funny to flash their tits everywhere and get so fucking drunk they don't even know their own name, and then turn around and say that someone was abusing them. Sure. And it started with you abusing yourself.

Does anyone on this fucking planet have any shred of self-respect or dignity? Anyone? Anyone at all?

God I missed my wife when I was gone.

The Shadow knows 1:29 AM
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