ShagmoorLounge

October 13, 2005

My wife has a crush on Criss Angel. She's watching him right now on A&E. Now I have to try to learn some card tricks to impress her. Dickie told me to knock her up to keep her from leaving me for school. I should have knocked his head but I let the wave pass.

I got Dickie working on the job. I got Sleeves, too. Miss Eliza Dolittle isn't going to like that, but that's too bad. What happened with them is none of mine. I did knock Sleeves in the head for acting like such a fucking rager. Miss Ennui is right. He doesn't know what to do with chicks. He thinks they're just in the world for his convenience. More chicks for him to fuck. More chicks for him to hang out with because they're pretty and they smell good and it's fun to watch their tits jiggle when they walk.

This job I'm doing is different from anything else. I'm using an entirely new color palette and scheme. I got nothing to go on. I'm starting from scraps. It's cool. Gotta have more than one drill for the bit. The chicks are going to a thing on Friday. We're not invited. Fine. Fuck it. We're taking the whole weekend off. That means I have to go to physical therapy tomorrow too. Today was brutal. I got my massage though. My wife came with me today to watch how they do it. She wants to learn how to take care of me.

She told me today that she's going to New York City with Miss Ennui to become a courteson. I don't know what the fuck that's supposed to be. Some uptown kind of hooker or something. It's funny to think of her walking around in stilettos asking funky old shitbags what they like. They go to this stripping class where they're learning to strut and hump the pole. Now Eliza wants to go. I told her no. That started a whole you're not the boss of me fight and then I told her no again. It's not for her. Not now. Later maybe. Sure got Sleeves' balls in an uproar. That was amusing.

I can't fucking wait to get this cast off. I'll do a two-legged dance up and down Magnolia. My fucking bitch in law is supposed to be getting kicked from the drunk farm any day now. Won't that be fun. She'll come home to an empty house with no family to greet her. Fuck her. I can't wait for the shit to come down when the Dickhead tells her what's been going on. Fun, fun, fun!

The Shadow knows 1:02 AM
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