ShagmoorLounge

October 30, 2005

I've walked into a fucking nightmare. One of The Crew was killed last night. He was running across the street and this worthless sack of putrid shit ran him down. Knocked his ass right out of his shoes. Totally mangled him.

I was at a party with those people I met. Caitlin and Brigid and Rick and Gio. His name is pronounced like "joe". He went back to the car because his chick, Caitlin, forgot her doll in the car. They were the Addams family. Brigid was Morticia and Rick was Gomez. Gio was Pugsley and Caitlin was Wednesday. I refused the offer to go as Uncle Fester. I thought of maybe going as Cousin It, but I decided to just go as myself. Or a serial killer. Same difference.

We all went into the party and he went running back to the car for his chick. That's when the drunk ass motherfucker came down the hill like his ass was on fire. The bitch of it is Gio was running to get away from him and the drunken fuckface slammed on the brakes to avoid hitting him. It was meant to be. The stupid motherfucker slid all over the road before he knocked him onto a parked car. It's a miracle he didn't flip the bitch over. He was driving one of those monster SUV's. I think it was like an Expedition or some other useless unnecesarry waste of money, gas, and metal.

Everyone heard it happen, but I was the only one of us who saw it. I'm glad his chick didn't see it. She's pretty bad off as it is. She's still in the hospital. She kind of collapsed on the sidewalk. Then Brigid didn't know which one of her friends to take care of. I thought it was kind of obvious, but she still tried to make Gio breathe. The drunk motherfucker came out of the SUV and started screaming "What the fuck just happened?" I punched him in the face three times, I think. When the cops came I told them he tried to flee the scene and everyone there backed me. Rick was yelling at Brigid "Tell me what to do!" and she kept screaming at him to call 911 and to help Caitlin. Finally the paramedics got there and they took everyone to the hospital.

I told the cops everything, but I didn't know everyone's last name. Rick and Brigid went to the hospital with Caitlin. So I was there with the cops and Gio's corpse. I asked the cops if I could get the keys to the car. They let me take Gio's wallet and keys. After the coroner took his body I found Caitlin's headless doll on the sidewalk. I still have it.

I got the car and I took it back to Caitlin's apartment and then I made about 10 phone calls. My doctor just got here. I think he's going to transfer Caitlin back down to the LBC. I went to the hospital and brought Brigid and Rick some food. I don't know what the fuck else to do.

I called my wife and told her what happened and she said she forgives me for coming up here and told me to come home immediately. I have a meeting tomorrow morning and then I'm out. This place sucks.

The Shadow knows 11:03 PM
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