ShagmoorLounge

September 15, 2005

I haven't blogged in a while because I've been so fucking busy. We went to a car show on Sunday. It was cool. I saw a Bugatti and a Tucker. Mostly it was a bunch of surf fucks with their woodys and shit. There were a lot of fine vintage rides, though. That was cool. Everyone was all amped that JJ would be there? Why would he? He's Jesse James Hollywood now. Actually, he's more Hollywood than that little prick because he's all married into it now. Who cares. JJ was always a gangster true.

The chicks all got in a rumble last night. Unfuckingbelievable. They were at some dive for chick's night out or some shit and some fucking skank whore threw her drink in Eliza Dolittle's face and Miss Ennui kicked her ass. Too funny. They were up in LA and they've been banned from this hole and who fucking gives a shit? My wife kicked ass. She made it out without a scratch. Miss Ennui has some bruises and that Carey chick and her friend Rhonda cleaned everyone up. I mean they cleaned house. Miss Ennui told me this one fat bitch had Eliza by the arm and Carey grabbed the bitch's hair and pulled her head back and smacked her on the nose. Killed it. Then my wife got the car and they all got out of there. Carey and Miss Ennui were the last to leave and the bartender was screaming all his threats and they just told him to fuck off.

Amazing. I didn't know the chicks had it in 'em. I suspected Miss Ennui would clean up, but I had my doubts about my wife and I never thought Carey and Rhonda could hold their own. Good job, ladies. And of course there's little Miss Dolittle in the middle of it all.

I got a new job, but I'm not starting it until next week. I'm too busy spending all my cash from the big job. I bought my chick a sewing machine she wanted. It's attached to a table and I let her set up on the other end of the cave. She's loving it. She and the Yugo have been sewing their heads off. I'm taking a trip to New York with Goth. We have some meetings set up with some kooks. No more porn. No more for this year. It's pays bank, but pacing yourself is good.

My da's been looking for me. Fuck him. Douglas the dick's been looking for my wife, too. Fuck them both.

The Shadow knows 2:07 PM
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