ShagmoorLounge

August 28, 2005

We're back. Went to a movie in a graveyard last night. Very cool. The movie was lame, but we had fun. Work is back to it's normal frenzy. My wife is making dresses with the Yugo. I've got the AC cranking in here and the guys are slaminng code. I think we might be able to pull this job off in another two weeks. Then I'm going somewhere cold. Like Greenland or Antarctica. I'll take the whole team and my wife. We'll just go and chill, for real.

I saw some interesting shit while we were underground. I met a guy with a robotic hand. He got his hand chopped off by a methfreak when he was working at a taqueria. The freak came in and tried to rob the place and tripped over a mop and dropped the gun and then went nuts. He suckerpunched the manager and then jumped on the guy's face and broke his jaw and face bones and then he grabbed the butcher knife and started waving it around. The guy who I met came in from behind him and the freak spun around and cut his chest and his arm and then grabbed him and chopped off his hand. Then the busboy picked up the gun and shot the freak in the chest and head. He didn't die right away so the busboy kicked him until he did. They put the guy's hand in a bucket of ice and wrapped his wrist in towels and ice until they all got to the hospital. But the doctors couldn't put his hand back on. So now he's got this cool robotic hand that has subdermal wiring and he can open and close his bot hand by flexing the muscles in his arm. It's pretty fucking cool. I'm actually kind of jealous.

The other cool thing we saw was Klein's spinner. He made a bot like Rosie from the Jetsons, but his spins around kind of like those flower bugs from Disneyland. He's got some nice sheeting on her outsides and she's super smooth and quiet. He wants to program her to go into those elevator lifts for people in wheelchairs so they can get upstairs. That would be way fucking cool. We had a good time underground. I'm getting ants in my shorts about getting my monster up and screaming. I've got to get him done.

The Shadow knows 2:45 PM
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