August 30, 2005
This just in from Miss Eliza Dolittle:
Shag,
Please delete the archives. He's obviously not going to write you and ask you himself. He thinks he's being a big man and this is all still bothering him. You have the power to stop all this craziness. You are all powerful, Lord Shag of the Willmore Ghetto. Please, Lord Shag, delete the archives and let the nonsense come to an end.
Eliza
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Date:
Mon, 29 Aug 2005 04:26:26 -0700 (PDT)
From:
"Tom Luffman"
Subject:
Re: Thanks for the apology
To:
"Guess Who"
CC:
eliza_lott@yahoo.com
Plain Text Attachment [ Download File Save to Yahoo! Briefcase ] I wanted to copy you both on this email since you'll
discuss this anyways- there is no reason to send
separate ones...
Eliza:
This is why I wasn't keen on asking to have the
archives removed. You can read the response below.
This crowd you run with is bad. You seem like a nice
person and I know you meant well but this is what
happens when a reasonable request meets an
unreasonable person.
Nini:
You started the whole thing so it's not all the jerk's
fault that you turned this blog over to- you shoulder
some blame as well.
Both of you:
The only thing I ever did wrong was send a book late.
The person paid for the book and received the book. I
have been the bigger person and apologized and yet my
name is still on your crowds lips. I have no idea
what you people get out of this- and I have no idea
how you can justify the words spoken against me. I
simply mailed a book late. Hell, I've been totally
ripped off via ebay and I never started a hate site
about it. It's confusing because you Nini seem to be
smart and I'd be willing to bet you have a life- I'm
not sure why anyone would waste their time writing in
a blog for over a year about a guy they do not know.
It's bizarre.
Eliza: I hope you find a good crowd of people to hang
out with who will appreciate your sweet nature and not
write bitchy blogs about it.
Nini: I hope you do the right thing by yourself. I
sense that you are a better person than to allow this
to continue. The blog and the archives really speak
more about the author than the subject. By leaving
the archive up you are doing a disservice to yourself-
perhaps you are even doing more of a disservice to
yourself than me.
Both: I didn't expect the request to be fulfilled but
I was hopeful that I would have gotten a more mature
response.
You kids have a good life-
Tom
*****
August 17, 2005
OPEN LETTER TO THE FUCKHEAD FROM COLUMBUS, OHIO:
Yes, Thomas Luffman, Jr. I am talking to you.
Do not send little girls with messages to me. If you
have something to say, take off the Pampers and write
me. You know how to reach me, you've written before. I
don't know why you've got your shorts in knots about
the archives and I don't give a fuck. I didn't write
that shit and it's not even really about you and even
if it was, you have made yourself a public figure and
you've left yourself open to criticism by posting in
public forums. What kind of man would shit all over
someone like the girl you used to give me a message,
and then try to hurt her by trying to start shit
between her and her friends? You're pathetic. I don't
have time for you and your bullshit games. If you want
to talk about this archives shit, you fucking write me
and present your fucking case to me, fucktard. You
write me and let me know why I should have to waste
even 1 minute of my time on you and your fucked up
shit. Don't send little girls to do your talking for
you, fucktard.
The Shadow knows 10:27 PM
--- Guess Who <http://us.f540.mail.yahoo.com/ym/Compose?To=engabenga@yahoo.com&YY=37638&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&view=a&head=b> wrote:
> It was big of you, but franky we're all over it. We
> understand that you are interested in reading what
> emails we have left about you, but it's not gonna
> happen. We looked up some of the people who wrote
> them
> and they seem to be real people, except Sugar Sherry
> Robinson who is more than a little suspect. We are
> not
> going to violate their privacy or start a brand new
> shitstorm.
>
> We will talk to the guy who took over the blog when
> he
> gets back and we'll ask him to delete the archive so
> that no one can read what you think is all about
> you.
>
> After that, if you still want to bang this drum so
> that you can hear your own name, feel free.
>
> Nini
>
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Sorry about duping my post to the fuckhead, but I don't edit when I broadcast. Wow. What a fucking loser. Miss Eliza called this morning and asked me to put a stop to the madness. I thought the madness had stopped. I've never received anything from the fuckhead asking me to delete the archives. I don't think he really wants me to. He talks in circles. I think he was an abused child. Maybe he just wanted to be. Who gives a flying fuck?
Should I or shouldn't I? On the one hand it's kind of funny that he's in such a tizzie about the whole thing. But on the other hand, is he really? Fuck him anyway. The only reason I haven't deleted the archives is the shit he wrote about my wife. He keeps pretending that some hater here in LA did it just to put a big frame around him. I was waiting for an apology, but Patty said she didn't give a shit what he wrote because he doesn't matter. It's true. Nothing he does or says matters because he doesn't matter. Maybe I should broadcast everything? Just for our special audience in Ohio? You know he's my number one fan, checking the blog like it's a free porn site.
It seems I've got a lot to think about. I'll let you know how it all turns out.
The Shadow knows 12:21 PM
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