ShagmoorLounge

June 25, 2005

I've been sitting in Portfolio waiting for my chick for over an hour. She's been at breakfast with her mother who is having some kind of nervous fucking breakdown because her latest boyfriend has been fucking some 20 year old hottie.

I've spent the last couple of days working on my monster. I'm going with Bardo out to Riverside to see some robot wars. We'll see what happens. I heard some info on the useless motherfucker who tore up my truck. I'm gonna have to get to the bottom of that. Life seems kind of gentle lately. Like everything's all right in the world. It can't be true. Someone's fucking with me. God maybe? The universe? Who knows. I'll get to the bottom of that, too. I don't believe for one second that things are okay.

I'll find out who's fucking with me and I'll kick some ass.

There's a disgustingly fat ugly fucker in here who cannot stop talking shit to his goth lesbo friend/sister/innocent bystander? how he banged the shit out of some hot stripper he met at a party in WeHo. This mythical stripper was a goddess with big natural tits that somehow defy gravity. She supposedly was supermodel thin with legs up to her neck and no cellulite or scars anywhere. She chose him to talk to because he's so interesting. They talked about the Kama Sutra and that made her so hot she dragged him into the bathroom and they fucked like teens on E and then they did it again and again and no one at the party could use the bathroom and everyone was really mad so they went outside and fucked again in the pool. Miraculously his dick stayed massive this whole fantasy time and she didn't get tired or dry but just wanted more dick. More dick, please. Give it to me fatboy. I gotta have your big wood dick in my hot pussy and in my mouth and in my ass and coming all over my tits and my face.

Goth lesbo chick listened patiently to all this crazy fantasy bullshit and then told him she was afraid he was becoming addicted to porn. Then she paid for her coffee and left. After she was outside he said out loud "Oh, I guess we all know why you're a lezzie".

I should kick his ass. I know I'm gonna end up kicking someone's ass today or tomorrow. Just watch. It ain't here yet but it's definitely in the mail.

The Shadow knows 1:02 PM
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