ShagmoorLounge

May 07, 2005

Went to a Cinco de Mayo party on Thursday. The house caught on fire. W split before the cops showed up. I hope everyone got out. Me and my pal ran upstairs and tried to make sure everyone was out. We didn't see anyone and we all split.

Then last night when we were at the gig some asshole started talking shit and calling us pyros and stuff. Don't worry. We didn't kick his ass. We left and went to get pie. When we got to Polly's the chicks were all like what was that all about. It was a bunch of bullshit. We drove by the house that caught on fire and it looked like a black shadow.

Then this morning I find out that some asshole at the party did set fire to the house. I thought it was an accident because the chick had a lot of candles and stuff going on but apparently some moron set the shower curtain on fire in the bathroom. This guy I ran into said the Firebugs founds an accelerant so they're considering it suspicious. I'll tell you what's suspicious is I've been to three parties at that chick's house now and I don't think her dad's ever coming back from Hawaii. Maybe he will now that his house burned down. It should be interesting.

So tonight we went to go see the Enron documentary. What a bunch of motherfucking dicks. All those fuckers should have their dicks cut off and be forced to live in caves shackled to the wall. The traders who were talking shit like frat fags when all of California was on it's knees should have their kneecaps broken. What a bunch of "God-fearing, Republican, outstanding American citizens". Seeing that movie makes me want to pull Dubya's ears off and force him to eat them. It makes me want to kick Arnie baby right in the teeth. Every one of those evil greedy motherfuckers should have to stand up naked in the middle of the Nasdaq and confess all their sins on public television. Every fucking last one of them. All the motherfuckers at the accounting place, the law firm, the banks, all those fuck traders, all of them. I would like to see that fucker Ken Lay apologize to the families of the people who died because of his greed. I want to see that Skilling fucker walk through a gauntlet of the employees he fucked over. How about this? How about that Fastow fucker and his buddies Lay and Skilling return all the fucking money they stole? And I want that motherfucker who took off to Colorado with his stripper wife, too.

The Shadow knows 11:46 PM
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