ShagmoorLounge

May 12, 2005

I have to go to Florida with my friend. Porn is profitable. He needs help on the platform and the server sends. Big money, jojo. Is there a punk scene in Miami? Is there any scene besides the bikini scene?

My monster has a twitch. He keeps burning out his mini board. I think his legs may be too heavy for him to walk right. What a pain in the ass.

Speaking of pains in the ass, my dad's in jail again. He was driving drunk and crashed into some lady and her kids. I hope they throw the book at him. They called me to come pick him up from the slammer but I said I was in Florida. What's a dad to do? I told them to call my mom and gave them her number. That ought to shut them both the fuck up for a while. Did you know my parents are still married? Yup. Il Popo says they can't get a divorce and still go to heaven. So until death do they part, and they both are waiting for the other to die. Joke's on them. No fucking way either one's getting into heaven anyway. First of all there isn't a heaven or a hell. Second, even if there was, there would be standing reservations for them in the hot place. I know this. I am their son.

The Shadow knows 10:42 AM
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