ShagmoorLounge

April 03, 2005

I'm all fucked up. I'm home but I don't know what the fuck time it is because they changed it. I can't remember if everything is supposed to up or back. I don't give a shit. My chick's on her way over with King Taco. She'll set me straight. I need to sleep.

Fucking Edwin and his stupid wife kept me up all yesterday bitching about their damn kid who can't stop crying because it has an ear infection. I ended up taking the stupid baby to the ER because Edwin had to go see the fat ass to get paid and the Russkie bitch apparently does work but it's a big secret. She paints dolls or something and sells them to shops. The people at the ER were way leary of me and my new baby. It was amusing. I left the kid there for Eddie come by and pick up. The docs at the ER gave me all kinds of good shit. I got sleeping pills for the flight home, but I didn't want to waste them. I got a shot in my ass of vitamins "for health" and they pulled my nasty tooth that was aching me. They gave me an overall check up and said I was malnourished, a little dehydrated, and anemic. Big shockaroo. They also gave me a tetanus shot in the arm that burns like a mofo. Now it's okay. They gave me a little book about nutrition that's sure to be an instant classic.

What I need are ghetto tacos and burritos. I'll be fine once I get my fix of ghettomex. Fuck I'm tired. Edwin is the biggest pussy bitch that ever walked the earth. Robert Blake got off? The Pope kicked it? Indonesia had another earthquake? See what happens when I leave town?

The Shadow knows 3:45 PM
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