ShagmoorLounge

April 05, 2005

I haven't left the bat cave all day. Some chick of African American origin down the alley likes to scream and act like a porn star while having sex. Either that or there's a porn studio down the alley. That stupid fake ass shit kept going on all fucking day. I almost walked down there and knocked on the door to see if I could join in the reindeer games but you know how it is. I ended up sitting home compulsively checking the codes all day on all the jobs. My chick brought me super mex but she couldn't stay. She's in the middle of putting little tiny beads on a wedding dress for her cousin, the world's most ungrateful bitch. Maybe they've confused her with a 5 year old from Malaysia. I hope I don't have to go to that wedding. I know I'll just do something that will make people angry.

I have to get started on the new job. My monster has been looking at me with his broken eyes. His jaw is hanging off and he looks kind of retarded. I need to talk to Bardo but he's in Oregon until next week. I want to go get more monster parts but I know as soon as I shut off the computer the job will glitch like a mofo. The popsicle brats came back this morning. I threw all my change in their direction and yelled at them to beat it. They picked up all the change and the little smartass one was singing Michael Jackson when they ran away. Little fuckers. Speaking of little fuckers that crazy Michael Jackson better be on his way to the pokey. I'll bet he gets assassinated if he gets off. I'd lay money on the table.

The Shadow knows 10:21 PM
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