ShagmoorLounge

April 29, 2005

Sitting in The Library waiting for the idiot motherfucker asshole who said he had two couches the chicks need to call me back. He's got until I finish all my blogging and email to make that fucking call and then it's over. I'm running up to Silverlake to pick up 3 boxes of vinyl. I fucking cannot stand people who don't do what they say or mean what they say. If you said you were gonna do it, just fucking do it. If you said you would be there or call, then just fucking do it. Just Fucking Come Through. It was easy enough to say you would now all you have to do is come through. That's all. Just do what you said you would or don't fucking say anything at all. See now I'm gonna make his ass carry the heavy side down to the truck.

The chicks painted about 30 milk crates black and silver. I hope my bud's okay with them transferring all his vinyl and CD's. He's a little touchy like that. I'm not so sure about a black and white kitchen but I'll shut up because my chick's in design and that's her gig.

Bardo and the Weezl are supposed to come down tomorrow to test the monster. I can't fucking believe the mask Weezl made for him. Stoked. I want to see my monster walk down Magnolia and scare the shit out of all the ghetto rats. That would make me happy. That would make me wet myself with excitement. We got some really cool growl tracks for him, which are the fucking coolest.

There are two girls in here having a heated argument about "alternative" music. They are bitching each other out over who is and who is not "alternative". The fat girl who is wearing a t-shirt with Old Navy advertising her chest and has her hair in tiny braids is saying that anything played o KROQ is "alternative" and is automatically cool because it is opposed to the "establishment". The chick she's arguing with is chubby and is wearing what looks like a school uniform but is yellow and brown. I only ever saw uniforms in blue. Forgive me. Schoolgirl is telling Fatty that she's a mental retard and that she needs to stop listening to Good Charlotte or she'll never be able to recognize good music and that if she wants to be saved and go to goth heaven she needs to start thinking for herself and let go of the myth of alternative music. Everyone in The Library is now listening to these two go at it. Fatty is telling Schoolgirl that nobody likes her and that she didn't get invited to a party because people think her art and poetry is weird. Schoolgirl is now saying she didn't want to go to a lame party in Naples anyway and that Fatty has been voted most likely to be date-raped by people who still use their brains. Fatty just called Schoolgirl a dirty whore.

Okay, folks. Time for me to go bust it up. I'm gonna go invite Schoolgirl to a Hawthorne Heights show. That'll show Fatso.

The Shadow knows 1:00 PM
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April 23, 2005

Just got back from Miss Enui's place. Me and my chick and went over there to watch John Waters movies with her and her man. Waters is a fucking nut. I don't know who's more twisted, David Lynch or John Waters. On the surface you gotta hand it to Waters because he's just so fucking out there but so fucking right. But after watching Eraserhead for like the 5th time I have to say Lynch is pretty fucked up too. Wild at heart is still a really intense ride. I'm still a little confused about Lost Highway.

I know a couple of guys who make films. A couple of chicks too. It's always some fucked up morality thing where no one knows what's going on until the very end and then everyone is left going WOW, who knew?

I'd like to meet David Lynch some time. I heard he does his own taxidermy.
For some reason that's really fucking cool.

The Shadow knows 1:34 AM
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April 18, 2005

Bardo came over this morning and we worked out a plan for the monster. No need to write it down. I washed my walls and we scratched the plan there. I like it.

The Shadow knows 9:36 PM
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April 16, 2005

I took my chick to see Henry Rollins last night. It was cool. She was so excited. I know she's half in love with him. What do I care? I'm the one she's with and she'll probably never even meet him ever. Plus he's way too old for her. She can have her crush on Henry. I've got manga.

Old man Rollins kicked ass. He talked about some trip he took to Russia on a train that was pretty wild. I loved it when he talked about the vomit. We went with a bunch of people and my chick wanted to go have pancakes but we went home and had sex instead.

I got a new job. I'm starting on it Wednesday. This should be interesting if we all don't end up in prison or the shack doesn't get fire bombed by some fucking fundamentalist retard.

The Shadow knows 9:54 PM
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April 10, 2005

I made over $800 today letting about 40 cars park in my landlady's empty lot downtown. I tried to call and tell her but she couldn't figure me out. Fuck it. Money's all mine. I'm going back out to the island to get monster parts tomorrow. Bardo signed on. He's got a schematic for the wire run we'll use for the laser sets. I think it'll be pretty bad ass.

I brought back some of that Mary Meko fabric for my chick. She made a bed set out of it and sold it to her sewing teacher. We're going to see Henry Rollins in a talking show next Friday. It should be cool.

I need to take another robotics class. I was trying to avoid it but there's a guest instructor coming from MIT. It would be pretty fucked up to miss it.
I saw my friend Arnie Shwarz at the races today. What a fat fucker. I was about to flash him my balls but some boys bared ass and got cuffed immediately. It was humorous.

The Shadow knows 8:47 PM
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April 05, 2005

I haven't left the bat cave all day. Some chick of African American origin down the alley likes to scream and act like a porn star while having sex. Either that or there's a porn studio down the alley. That stupid fake ass shit kept going on all fucking day. I almost walked down there and knocked on the door to see if I could join in the reindeer games but you know how it is. I ended up sitting home compulsively checking the codes all day on all the jobs. My chick brought me super mex but she couldn't stay. She's in the middle of putting little tiny beads on a wedding dress for her cousin, the world's most ungrateful bitch. Maybe they've confused her with a 5 year old from Malaysia. I hope I don't have to go to that wedding. I know I'll just do something that will make people angry.

I have to get started on the new job. My monster has been looking at me with his broken eyes. His jaw is hanging off and he looks kind of retarded. I need to talk to Bardo but he's in Oregon until next week. I want to go get more monster parts but I know as soon as I shut off the computer the job will glitch like a mofo. The popsicle brats came back this morning. I threw all my change in their direction and yelled at them to beat it. They picked up all the change and the little smartass one was singing Michael Jackson when they ran away. Little fuckers. Speaking of little fuckers that crazy Michael Jackson better be on his way to the pokey. I'll bet he gets assassinated if he gets off. I'd lay money on the table.

The Shadow knows 10:21 PM
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April 03, 2005

I'm all fucked up. I'm home but I don't know what the fuck time it is because they changed it. I can't remember if everything is supposed to up or back. I don't give a shit. My chick's on her way over with King Taco. She'll set me straight. I need to sleep.

Fucking Edwin and his stupid wife kept me up all yesterday bitching about their damn kid who can't stop crying because it has an ear infection. I ended up taking the stupid baby to the ER because Edwin had to go see the fat ass to get paid and the Russkie bitch apparently does work but it's a big secret. She paints dolls or something and sells them to shops. The people at the ER were way leary of me and my new baby. It was amusing. I left the kid there for Eddie come by and pick up. The docs at the ER gave me all kinds of good shit. I got sleeping pills for the flight home, but I didn't want to waste them. I got a shot in my ass of vitamins "for health" and they pulled my nasty tooth that was aching me. They gave me an overall check up and said I was malnourished, a little dehydrated, and anemic. Big shockaroo. They also gave me a tetanus shot in the arm that burns like a mofo. Now it's okay. They gave me a little book about nutrition that's sure to be an instant classic.

What I need are ghetto tacos and burritos. I'll be fine once I get my fix of ghettomex. Fuck I'm tired. Edwin is the biggest pussy bitch that ever walked the earth. Robert Blake got off? The Pope kicked it? Indonesia had another earthquake? See what happens when I leave town?

The Shadow knows 3:45 PM
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