ShagmoorLounge

March 15, 2005

My da got arrested. Some girl parked her car across his driveway because she was having an asthma attack and instead of calling 911 for her he just stood there screaming at her and calling her dummy. Then he tried to drag her out of her car and move it himself. That's why he got arrested. His stupid girlfriend was too afraid to go bail him out so I had to do it. My chick and I were this close to taking off to Vegas, but I couldn't do it. I bailed him out but we made him find his own way home. What a dick my dad is. I hope the chick sues him and takes his house and his business. That would lose him his stupid girlfriend. He'd be a broken man.

When he got out of jail he was trying to tell us how stupid the chick was and how she shouldn't have been driving if she was so sick or that she should have driven herself straight to the hospital or called 911 herself from her cell. The cop told us that she'd tried to get out of the car and that's when she dropped her inhalor and her cell phone. Poor girl. The Gods sent my stupid drunkass dad to help her. She must have done something really bad to make the Gods angry. Oh, well. Now she can sue him for all he's worth which is quite a lot.

My chick sent her a get well card and a pillow thing to put over your eyes so you can sleep. She puts flowers in it that are supposed to make you dream and shit. My dad'll freak when he finds that out. I can't wait.

My monster fried his brains. We totally fucked up the laser eyes. I admit I don't really know what I'm doing with the monster's head. I'm thinking about hooking up with Bardo on the head. I like what he did for the Sinphony show. I don't think monster's eyes need to be anything more than the redtag lasers. I think we were a little cowboy with the blue and green. I don't know. I'll call Bardo and we'll find out.

My dad is such a dick.

The Shadow knows 1:52 PM
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